“As much time as I’ve spent on me body, I’d hope it’s anything but adorable. Missed out on many a sweet to maintain these abs. But, just for argument’s sake, how would you build me back up?”
“ You REALLY wanna’ know? ‘Kay. I mean obviously i’d start by tellin’ ya’ that you’re hands down the sexiest irishman i’ve ever encountered. Then i’d probably say something ‘bout the one time i had a really in’erestin’ dream about you, if you catch my drift. —Should i continue? Y’know ——- for ARGUMENTS sake? ”