_{finnhasriisen:}

              “As much time as I’ve spent on me body, I’d hope it’s
               anything but adorable.  Missed out on many a sweet to
               maintain these abs.  But, just for argument’s sake, how
               would you build me back up?”

“ You REALLY wanna’ know? ‘Kay. I mean obviously i’d start by tellin’ ya’
that you’re hands down the sexiest irishman i’ve ever encountered. Then i’d
probably say  something ‘bout   the  one  time  i  had a really in’erestin’
dream about you, if you catch my drift. —Should i continue? Y’know ——-
for ARGUMENTS sake? ”